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Enter the Gauntlet!

Posted October 02, 2023
Enter the Gauntlet!

Get ready to party it up with some animal pals with our brand-new lineup of official Ultimate Chicken Horse merch in partnership with our friends over at Clever Endeavour Games! Dodge up a storm with the all-new Ultimate Trap Dodger tee, and if those contraptions have got you thirsty, quench it up with the Water Break mug designed by 1000 Dead Draculas. Last one to the finish is a rotten egg!

Ultimate Trap Dodger

Think you have what it takes to make it to the end? With these pals... it's gonna take a few tries that's for sure.

Water Break Mug

Dodging all those traps is thirsty work. Swing by the watering hole. And by watering hole we mean the one at the top of this mug!