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Hello and thanks for tuning in to today’s programming where we have exclusive details and offers on the all-new wave of VIDEO-20XX merchandise for 2021! With three brand new items, we are positively overflowing with excitement to share all of what we have to offer! Don’t turn that dial because we are just getting started...
UNDER TITLE 666 OF THE VIDEO-20XX CODE I AM LEGALLY OBLIGATED TO TELL YOU IN THE DESCRIPTION OF THIS PIECE OF MERCHANDISE THAT BY ORDERING THIS ITEM YOU WILL HEREBY BE MADE THE SOLE OWNER OF THIS ARTICLE OF CLOTHING. ANY AND ALL USES YOU FIND FOR THIS MATERIAL POSSESSION IS AUTHORIZED AND ENCOURAGED. SAMPLING IS GOD. COPYRIGHT IS JOKE.
*This design features front and back printing and is available on your choice of high-quality hoodie or tee.
Are the cool winter mornings too harsh to handle? Are you constantly missing the comforting warmth of your analog TV while you’re out and about? Well... today’s your lucky day because we have a special limited-time offer on these one-of-a-kind VHS Scarves! That’s right! Bring the fuzzy warmth of your CRT abroad with this luxurious 100% acrylic VHS Scarf! Manufactured with dual-woven technology, the VHS Scarf features two unique designs on each of its fluffy sides, allowing you to play with your style however you see fit! Coming in at a whopping 60” long and 7.5” wide, the VHS Scarf will have you wrapping yourself in nostalgia in no time! Strictly limited to 50 scarves worldwide, this toasty neck warmer is a must-own accessory! But wait... there’s more! Be one of the first 50 to order, and you’ll be guaranteed to own this piece of VIDEO-20XX history forever!
Are you tired of losing your keys, wallet, or palm pilot? Well, fret no more because the Video Fanny Pack is your all-in-one solution for any organizational need! Comprised of high-quality polyester, the Video Fanny Pack features a state-of-the-art double-zipper design with a cozy inner pouch and soft silky lining that'll make you wanna dig your hands right in! By the way, did we mention that the Video Fanny Pack is totally and completely water-proof?! That's right! Featuring a heavy-duty adjustable nylon strap design, the Video Fanny Pack will hug you comfortably for any occasion giving you peace of mind that everything is dry! Order your very own organized oasis now for one easy payment of $30 + Shipping & Handling! Quantities and restrictions do not apply.
*BONUS OFFER: Due for immediate re-stock, the RGB Roses Denim Cap is back in limited quantities and features the classic Roses design you all know and love! With a rugged build and sturdy bill, you’ll be keeping the sun out of your eyes for years to come! The RGB Roses Denim Cap comes fitted with a custom label and detailed cap lining so you can rep the "VIDEO-20XX" brand in style! Order now!