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Spider Ape

$20
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To keep from fainting just keep repeating, "It's only a Spider Ape, It's only a Spider Ape, It's only a Spider Ape, It's only a Spider Ape, It's only a Spider Ape, It's only a Spider Ape, It's only a Spider Ape, It's only a Spider Ape, It's only a Spider Ape, It's only a Spider Ape, It's only a Spider Ape, It's only a Spider Ape, It's only a Spider Ape, It's only a Spider Ape, It's only a Spider Ape, It's only a Spider Ape".

Printed on magical tees at Yetee HQ in Aurora, Illinois.